Kevin: OK, just testing out if I could be a headline writer for a British tabloid. However, I really wish that I were farther off the mark than I am. "Humphrys himself remained resolutely unconvinced, commenting in his post-show review on the Today website: "I've never tried morris dancing, never tried incest – does that mean I should try them?" To incite more British anger, I probably would have got more bang for the buck by saying that he compared Morris Dancing to incest.
I normally wouldn't engage in such sensationalism, but I figure that Humphrys engages in similar tactics in his interviews, so it's just a bit of karmic accounting.